| 00:00 - 00:03 | Maurice, you deserve a long rest. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You can spend more time with the grandkids. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Visit them in Berlin and go on the lash. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You can stuff your face with good German grub. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Easyjet has three flights a day from Gatwick to Berlin. |
| 00:16 - 00:21 | You are very kind but my duty is here at the Beacon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You are very kind but my duty is here at the Beacon |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | O |
| 00:20 - 00:25 | You wouldn't cope without me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Maurice, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The doctors and staff..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The doctors and staff feel you have to go. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your dementia has gone too far |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you members of staff who truly feels that I am an incontinent, demented old fart, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Spend more time with the grandkids? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They do my bloody head in. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All they do all day is scream and puke. I haven't got the patience of a saint. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll probably end up murdering the little monsters |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You can't do this to me. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You are all a load of back stabbing feckers. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I hope you get completely shagged by the CQC report |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You are a bunch of idle dick heads |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maurice, you cannot speak to us like this. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll speak to you any way I like you useless Welsh prick. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maurice, I work very hard. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You don't have a clue about hard work. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What Welsh people do? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Since when did sitting in front of your screen all day, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with your thumb stuck up your arse, booking skiing holidays |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | qualify as hard work? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what about you Ricardo |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You like nothing better than gazing up patient's arseholes probably cos you are full of shit yourself |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I taught you everything I know |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nurtured you like a son |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Only to be repaid like this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And what about Frank, I trusted you with my heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Turns out you are an anally retentive tosser. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Those two new doctors |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Caroline and Nicola, they are a pair of dizzy bimbos. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What is up with that Anna, cross dressing in brown. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She thinks she is Himmler. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The perfumed Ayatollah Caroline is pissing off the male patients. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even sweet Sue is betraying me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Carol, the daft old git will be gone soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Flouncy bouncy Kate and mad Ali are killing me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The surgery is being overrun by bolshy feminist sweaty sock doctors |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You'll regret this big time. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm leaving for Saxonbury. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll turn it into the best practice in Sussex and all the patients will follow |
| 03:43 - 03:48 | You'll see |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The Beacon will die |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sod the lot of you |
