| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're having trouble getting the comp finished. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're wasting too much time on repetitive tasks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | For example, on the node graph, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | We'd like to whip up some small tools in Python |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we're not familiar with Python in Nuke. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just go to The Foundry's website |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They have tutorials for that. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have no written material. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They only have video tutorials |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only those who can read should remain in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Code is all about text |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and they use video tutorials to show code examples? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the hell are you supposed to do text search on video? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You can't! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you sure as hell can't copy any code from video! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You can barely even READ the text! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those lazy bastards just don't want to type anything out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, video is a very intuitive medium! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Only in the right context! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, many people are visual learners! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You mean illiterate! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Go back to school! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The written word is the basis of civilization |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and they just throw it out the window! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't want to see some asshole push their cursor around the desktop! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't want to hear them huffing and puffing away! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want to find the information I need, now! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's like having someone lecture me on paleogeology |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | When I just want to know where to aim my V2s so they get Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't need to be shown which field to type my code in! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When I look for outside help, I want to find something very specific |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just want my fix of information. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Is that too much to ask? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just some text - even if it's only a transcript! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A couple of screenshots if they're feeling generous |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I have to waste my time with video |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Endlessly scrubbing back and forth on the timeline |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Trying to find that single elusive bit of info I need. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, vlogs are still OK... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess the tide can't be turned |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The corruption is too deep |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We must adapt. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call up the Indians |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Have them start transcribing all the tutorial videos we need |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | With any luck there's a few bucks to be made selling the transcriptions |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Assuming anyone can even read in a few years' time. |
