00:00 - 00:03 | She has continued her nationwide assault on decency and family values. |
00:04 - 00:05 | She has done concerts and appearances in the city, |
00:05 - 00:07 | In the suburbs, smaller venues, high school proms, |
00:08 - 00:12 | Miley Cyrus continues her voracious rampage across the Fatherland...molesting everyone in her path. |
00:12 - 00:15 | She has gone on, unabated, for months, Sir... |
00:17 - 00:19 | Secure the borders. Contact Rommel. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Keep an eye on England. They probably started this. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | England... |
00:31 - 00:33 | England also opposes Miley Cyrus. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Even their prime minister has denounced her. |
00:53 - 00:58 | My God...my top advisors and lieutenants...report to your units immediately. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Then who the fuck's side is she on? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Somebody must have put this bimbo in our path! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Was it America? Was it Australia? It was probably that fucker DeGaulle! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Doesn't anybody realize that she'll kill us all? |
01:29 - 01:31 | It's a worldwide crisis!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | All that bottled-up sexual tension... |
01:34 - 01:37 | That lack of talent...lack of morality... |
01:37 - 01:40 | And all because she was dumped by some Hollywood loser! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir...she is a role-model for young girls! |
01:42 - 01:46 | Why? Do we want every young girl to act like Mata Hari? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe her singing can make a difference... |
01:48 - 01:52 | A difference in what?? In what kind of lingerie to rip off your body? |
01:53 - 01:54 | She is a disgrace!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It's in her genes.... |
01:57 - 02:00 | Ever since that "Achy-Breaky" bullshit... |
02:00 - 02:03 | Her father has no talent...why should she? |
02:04 - 02:08 | So what does she do? What? |
02:08 - 02:13 | She makes videos where she licks cam shafts and has sex with lawn equipment! |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's an insult to decency!!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Where the hell is Annette Funicello..or Patty Duke? |
02:27 - 02:29 | We had order in Germany then! |
02:30 - 02:34 | If the British are against her, we have something in common with our enemy. |
02:34 - 02:36 | That sounds bad at first, |
02:41 - 02:42 | But it shows a deeper problem. |
02:43 - 02:47 | A problem with cuckoo hair and raging hormones. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Not to mention the torture of having to listen to her songs. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I remember before... |
02:56 - 02:59 | When she was Hannah Montana... |
03:00 - 03:02 | Now she's Hannah Harper!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Ssh...don't cry! I don't know which side to buy! |
03:14 - 03:16 | So...she'll rampage through Hamburg... |
03:19 - 03:23 | Stripping off her clothes...shrieking like a banshee... |
03:25 - 03:26 | We've lost. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Even with England on our side... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Who can side with a country that produced Herman's Hermits? |
03:46 - 03:49 | We're all hopeless in her path. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Prepare my bunker immediately. |