| 00:00 - 00:03 | Have you heard about the ACC? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is resistance to our faith movement. |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | In Morris and Eureka |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even in the conservative churches. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Like Fairbury and Forest. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We kind of figured that. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get a hold of Kevin Ryan. We'll tell them we'll come back if they meet our demands. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Elders... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Elders aren't going to take us back. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said they're going to excommunicate us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thought this Faith church was a bad idea can leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You ridiculous imbeciles! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't believe this has happened! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now how are we going to marry anyone without inbreeding ourselves stupid. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, this is the last straw. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Art Nohl didn't forsee this debacle. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our faith movement is doomed. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't believe you let Mike Rinkenberger talk you into this. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't even imagine listening to him every sunday... We might as well join the Amish! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Can't we just say we were wrong and beg to come back? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you out of your mind? We won't be able to preach anymore! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we could always move to a small church... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Even the small churches wouldn't let us preach any more, you idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY"RE ALL LIBERALS!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now that all our supporters have came with us, there's no one left. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No one in the ACC will take us seriously! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How can we make them do what we want anymore? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is the worst thing that's happened since they started wearing colored ties! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I cant believe you've all lost control. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now we'll have to just keep getting more and more conservative. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We might even have to make everyone take the hubcaps off of their cars. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And no facebook either... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just to prove we're humble! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Well, what do you think of that? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Good Grief. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even know how my son is going to get married now, unless it's to his second cousin! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Get Mike Rinkenberger and Lawrence Luthi in here, I'm going to give them a piece of my mind! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Peter Petrovic too! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I have to take off my hubcaps, everyone does! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No one is going to want to join us now. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you'll find a husband. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We had been planning this for months. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I ought to make you all go to the conference and beg to come back. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And tell... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell them you were all wrong. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't know what the rest of you are going to do, but I personally won't put up with this. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to have to admit that I'm wrong for once. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Better than marrying my cousin... |
