| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jock, Hawick have just phoned in, there is a bus pulling to the right |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The driver is in Stirches somewhere and his phones no working |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I told him the brakes were checked yesterday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He says your buses are shite and he's no taking it any further |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The driver says you can come and get you bus he's gan hame |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send the fucker to the outstation |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He can take an auld decker |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jock |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they dont have any fit buses up there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gala Control sent all the unfits to Hawick |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Pockets, Scott, Tam, Davie. Leave Now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucks going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 34 fucking years i have been here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Im the fucking Boss here, No they fucking controllers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the fuck are they thinking |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 34 Fucking years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Get Lee Young on the Phone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get that fucking driver back to the driving school |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As for the controllers, IP the fuckers |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jock, we can send Michael Callaghan or Honk with a bus from Here |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get Operations to send there spare man, Its fucking Friday and i've got cars to do |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jock, the spare man is away to Edinburgh |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Edinburgh? they fuckers are useless |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Always the fucking same |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Excuses, Excuses, Excuses |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Always problems, never fucking solutions |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Has the useless fucker recycled the bus |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Engineering Efficiency |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I need to babysit everyone in this place |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need retrained |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Always the same, on a Friday, i've got a conference call |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have had enough, Where is Kippo |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Kippo would sort the fuckers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Send a bus over, Engineering will sort traffics problems again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too many fuckers don't know what they are doing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They should come and try my job for an hour or two |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Engineering Efficiency |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 34 fucking years i have been here |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 34 years |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok Joanne, he'll calm down |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im going to the bus station for the conference call |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | sort these Hawick fuckers by the time i get back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hope so for you sake |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Remember im the leader, not traffic |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll keep sorting their shite oot for them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put the kettle on |
