| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're trying to destroy Murdoch and Fairfax |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our Twitter accounts in the south |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are making minor incursions |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We hope our memes will gain traction soon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our blogs in the east are occasionally noticed by the wider public |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Independent Australia's article will strike |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | right at the heart of the Fairfax press |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Press Council has confirmed Alan Austin's article is wrong |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Independent Australia is discredited |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who no longer thinks Alan Austin is amazing can leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Independent Australia were calling themselves geniuses |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Now an update from the Press Council shows they are idiots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They can't even decide if the Press Council's update is about them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "It certainly is NOT " then "it almost certainly IS" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They look mentally unstable |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Austin madly plays with semantics like this is a game |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He now claims he can read the Press Council's mind |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even our scientists haven't mastered mind reading yet! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the Press Council hasn't directly asked Independent Australia to change the article |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why would the Press Council bother, when its update already says it all? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the Press Council is part funded by Fairfax & Murdoch |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When the Press Council believes something is wrong, it says so clearly |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | professionally |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | no matter who the offending publisher is |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But Independent Australia |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | censor blog comments on their own page |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | when the comments disagree with their beliefs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They use our "Murdoch and Fairfax are evil" dogwhistle too frequently |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and will dilute the pavlovian response we've developed |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | in our followers when we want their support for something questionable |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're shiftier than a 20c wrench from Paddy's Markets |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I knew we needed groups that weren't just a front for Labor apologists |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need people who care most about the causes they promote |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Independent Australia |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | never criticise the Labor party - they love Labor unconditionally |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They keep using other causes just to support their beloved ALP |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Doing the same things they criticise others for doing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And as a result, reasonable people see |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | only Independent Australia's hypocrisy and fabrications! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, ALP voters can still vote 1 Greens |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've recruited incompetents |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Independent Australia will put people off supporting genuine causes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to our detriment |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe Independent Australia should be eliminated |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They are just amateurish Labor shock jocks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Everyone can see they are nutjobs on the internet |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | just like Larry Pickering |
