| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Dacre, the UK is talking about how the first Lord Rothermere |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | how the first Lord Rothermere |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | enjoyed spending the late thirties |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | here, and here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. Could never turn down a dinner invite |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | from the family Goebbals. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are also saying we are nasty, callous, a vile institution |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even senior Tories are calling us names |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, it'll blow over. Just troublesome lefties. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Run something about Kate's post-baby body |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Dacre |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | .. it's just..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have found people in Surrey even find us repellent. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And a chap in Chipping Norton even exclaimed: 'Too Far' |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Littlejohn. Greig. Steafel.Fred. Basset. Stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW CAN THIS HAVE HAPPENED? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | LAST WEEK WE SAID GRAND THEFT AUTO TURNED YOU GAY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND COMMENTED ON A 12 YEAR OLD'S 'CURVES' IN A DISTINCTLY CREEPY MANNER |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can say anything |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I AM THE MORAL CENTRE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I OWNTHE MIND OF MIDDLE ENGLAND, DO I NOT? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND THEY DARE MOAN JUST BECAUSE |
| 01:37 - 01:37 | WE SLANDER A DEAD WAR VETERAN AS A TRAITOR! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Dacre, perhaps that was a little too much.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Too MUCH??? THE MAN USED METRIC! VISITED EUROPE! BURIED HIMSELF IN HIGHGROVE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Dacre, we think maybe an apology... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | An apology? ARE YOU A CRAZED COMMUNIST? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE CARRY ON REGARDLESS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | LINK MILIBAND TO AN INCREASED RISK OF CANCER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | CANCER ONLY CURED BY THE TOUCH OF NIGEL FARAGE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | TELL THE NATION THAT STEPHEN FRY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BUMS BABIES, BUMS GOATS. CANCER GOATS. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE LEFT WILL FORCE ALL WOMEN INTO DUNGAREES AND BOOTS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | PRETTY DRESSES WITH FLORAL PATTERNS:BANNED! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | STRAIGHT SEX, IN THE DARK, WITH CLOTHES ON: OUTLAWED! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We have to stay more batshit then the Express |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | More divorced from reality than The Sport |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | yet you come in here demanding we face that same reality |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and apologise. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | APOLOGISE, ADMIT WE WERE WRONG, WE ERRED, WE SHOWED OUR TRUE EVIL |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And bow down to the left! Not just the Ken Clarke left...further |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Clegg. Clegg and...I can hardly say it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Labour. Not even New Labour. Labour. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not even a Liz Jones column will distract them now |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Liz. Telegraph are hiring. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose it's over. Twenty one years. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Over, My reign is over. I cannot go on. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will appoint my sucessor. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Someone with my values |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone with my vision of how Britain could be Great |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Littlejohn. Check for me on the bail conditions |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | of that Golden Dawn bloke. |
