00:00 - 00:03 | Oh boy, it seems the new American Express bill came in |
00:04 - 00:05 | It had to be special delivered from Switzerland |
00:05 - 00:07 | and escorted by two armored Brinks trucks |
00:08 - 00:12 | after a decoy left from the same location |
00:12 - 00:15 | Susanne will be reasonable |
00:17 - 00:19 | just tell her to slow the spending |
00:19 - 00:21 | down to a dull roar |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Susanne |
00:31 - 00:33 | Susanne was just issued a new Platinum Amex card |
00:34 - 00:36 | and she turned off her cell phone |
00:53 - 00:58 | If Joe Manotti owes you money, leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | How much money does she think I have? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I have started working TWICE as many hours as normal |
01:18 - 01:23 | I am now up to 20 hours per week!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And she keeps spending. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Last week she bought shoes |
01:31 - 01:34 | for my cousin Onion |
01:34 - 01:37 | And Onion hasn't worn shoes |
01:37 - 01:40 | for the last 30 years!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Look, maybe she went to Costco |
01:42 - 01:46 | She thinks Costco was one of the Marx Brothers |
01:46 - 01:48 | Well, maybe she took coupons.... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Do you really think |
01:53 - 01:54 | Tiffany's takes coupons? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Mr. Tiffany himself called me up |
01:57 - 02:00 | and thanked me |
02:00 - 02:03 | for putting his two kids through Princeton |
02:04 - 02:08 | I thought I was so smart |
02:08 - 02:13 | I had Susanne call up Joe Manotti |
02:14 - 02:16 | thinking that he could teach her to be cheap |
02:17 - 02:21 | and instead of saving money |
02:27 - 02:29 | she bought 5 boxed gardens |
02:30 - 02:34 | and gave away half of my clothes!!! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Some of my favorite Wolfpack stuff |
02:41 - 02:42 | Things have been so slow lately |
02:43 - 02:47 | I have thought about |
02:48 - 02:53 | getting a second job |
02:54 - 02:56 | or selling my body |
02:56 - 02:59 | to Susanne |
03:00 - 03:02 | for money. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Yes, we know he needs more than twenty five cents |
03:14 - 03:16 | We've even tried to save money by eating in. |
03:19 - 03:23 | That food I seved you was Susanne's famous casserole |
03:25 - 03:26 | Trust me |
03:31 - 03:33 | it's better going in than going out |
03:40 - 03:46 | I have even given up beer |
03:46 - 03:49 | My sweet sweet beer |
03:53 - 03:56 | Oh God I miss my beer |