| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm sorry to say we have seen Cable take a big slump |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Negative market chatter from the Eurozone has hurt Sterling |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We were unable to predict this Mr O'Connor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And....... we went long on Cable |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Wait, wait, wait, I told you to go short |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes sir but all the data indicated long was better |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We only followed Eddie Tofpiks rumours |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They were extremely believable and were sent to the whole of London |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | This is not our fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | But, I said to go short, my market knowledge is second to none, we all knew Cable couldn't sustain these levels |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why did you disobey me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I know everything about the market |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I masturbate to IG for fucks sake |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | not just that |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That woman gave me a blowie to bloomberg |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cable was always going to fall |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Eddie Tofpik knows nothing, I am the number one junior analyst in London |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sir all the data said you were wrong |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I am never fucking wrong... I WRITE THE MORNING REPORT |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I run this city!!!! The markets don't move without my approval |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | In the last 3 months I have learnt more than any fucker knows |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will be the master of the FX world! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | CABLE DOES NOT MOVE WITHOUT MY SAY SO |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I sucked Ben Bernankes dick |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I savoured every morsel of FED cock to get the best insight into the market |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And you fuckers go long on the position! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I had 93% success rate on my IG account, and had access to huge leverage |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I made them so much money |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now I have zero liquidity......... They won't let me put a new position in |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have shat more bullion than fort knox for fucks sake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and you jokers have my account blocked |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And where is my BARX account, I have waited 5 days to get it set up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If I can't watch the markets live what chance do I have..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The IT hear is an absolute joke! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and zero liquidity!!!! I am the FX GOD! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I am a old polish cleaner and he touched me! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What polish bird doesn't like being fucked by Gordon Gekko in the Car Park |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sure you smashed in her back doors analyst |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Big time and she loved all 10 seconds of it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ok, ok, look, this Turley guy, he is a disgrace, he will never read another morning report |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Because of that my reputation is in tatters and my IG account suspended |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Anyone without a CFA and a trading account is scum |
