| 00:00 - 00:03 | As we all know Ann is going to marry Paul. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The holding company is going to be located here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You will be working here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After June 4th you will be the new CEO of the holding company. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In the mean time you have to be patient while the new will is drawn up. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want a starting salary of 100k, plus bonuses. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rick |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Paul... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They think he doesn't exist. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are spreading rumors that Ann may have made him up. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't believe in Paul get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why would she concoct tales of potential grandeur for another 7 years?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | She thinks I can live on beans every month? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've done nothing but sucked ass for 7 years |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Doesn't she realize I can't live like this anymore? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've earned this. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I paid into the system my whole life. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She thinks I'm going to work at KFC like some coon? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Isa, Katie and Lady get to gallivant around wearing nice clothes. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rick, they aren't on welfare, and they don't play WoW all day. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That Jewess Katie logs into SL every day just like I do. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Rick, I don't think that any of them even still live at home. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I need this salary to buy Dawn's used games |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I told her I would help her. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every day it's the same shit from them. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Rick, you should get a job" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Rick, you should go to the gym" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've been going to the gym for two weeks solid. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even told Katie how to do ab workouts. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I even asked Lady how to get a deal on a new car. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I even started tanning. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This was going to be amazing. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Popeyes any time I wanted. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Endless salad at olive garden. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And Ann thinks she is just going to make him up? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He sent me text messages! he told me to buy a condo. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It was going to be great. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Kreitlein brothers were going to be on top. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was going to quit SL and WoW. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, he'll still log in. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The only other choice I have is suicide. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Unless there is a WoW expansion, or some new MMO. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm dead. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Paul must exist. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've already picked out which car I want. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just needed something tangible for my work. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All of you bore me to death. |
