| 00:00 - 00:03 | Carlos danger is the most fucked team |
| 00:03 - 00:04 | So completely fucked! |
| 00:04 - 00:04 | I hear you |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | Sup Matt? |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | Yeah I'm 0-4 |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | 0-4 can you believe it? |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | Why is that? |
| 00:18 - 00:19 | Well first of all where is Eli? |
| 00:19 - 00:24 | He's shit. I would do anything for a decent QB! God damn! |
| 00:24 - 00:29 | Is it too much to ask for a decent QB? |
| 00:29 - 00:32 | I mean fuck it this league's a joke. |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | I'm 10-0 in my other league. John Madden just wrote me a letter saying how great I am. |
| 00:37 - 00:39 | Heard about Steve's projections? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | His projections are falling as we speak. |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | His projections? What do you mean? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Gronkowski is out for week 5. He's playing Brenk Celek? |
