| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, it's come to our attention |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | That Clarets fans may be using other websites |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Like Facebook, Twitter and No Nay Never |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have inside information that you don't have |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and opinions that disagree with yours |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not a problem. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | I've blocked the links, they'll never find these sites |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Google... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, thousands of fans are using these sites |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're talking to staff and players too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | My loyal followers. Stay in the room if you're interested in what I have to say. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This can't be happening!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am the source of ALL knowledge about Burnley Football Club! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You all know the rules |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No-one is allowed to know anything |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Unless I know it first |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No-one is allowed an opinion |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Unless it agrees with mine |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, have you ever had a job? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What? What's that got to do with anything? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Just wondering. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My job is to be the fountain of all Clarets knowledge! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will be the only one to break the news! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And delete anyone else's post that got there first! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If I get corrected on a point of fact |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That will get deleted too!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Catch me again, creating false usernames to agree with myself? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU will be the one getting banned!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How DARE the club's PR officer have the temerity to post things on Twitter |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Without checking with me first! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will destroy Twitter!!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will destroy Facebook!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They don't know who they're dealing with here |
| 02:41 - 02:45 | I'm a personal friend of Ashley Hoskin |
| 02:46 - 02:50 | Steve Cotterill gave me his training top |
| 02:51 - 02:55 | And Stan Ternent personally referred to me as |
| 02:55 - 02:59 | "that twat ClaretTony" |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | The girls in the club shop all love me too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he does go home eventually |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | These people don't seem to realise |
| 03:19 - 03:26 | The blood, sweat and tears I've put into creating my "in the know" image |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I should just walk away from it all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Like I did once before |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It got a bit awkward though |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | When no-one seemed to notice I was gone |
