| 00:00 - 00:03 | Oktoberfest is the world's largest beer fair |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is a 16-day festival which is held |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The woking boys are here to drink |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They will drink here and drink there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and is everyone accounted for |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | everyone present and correct |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've just learnt that Ben Rance isn't coming |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has to stay and work on his boat |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you dont drink Löwenbräu, Krombacher, Warsteiner,Becks, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He owns a Fucking Boat! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE OWNS A FUCKING BOAT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? CAPTAIN FUCKIN JACK |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS IS SO TYPICAL OF BEN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SELFISH BASTARD |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BIG GIANT BEERS, IN BIG GIANT TENTS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | GERMAN DRINKING SONGS...WANKER! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, your being a bit harsh |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IMBECILE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT LAGER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, but boats are nice |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I couldn't give a shit about his boat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What a wanker! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ooooh look at me on my big gay boat |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Stupid fucking boat . Im going to break his legs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want him by the balls for this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This has fucked up all our plans |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dont talk to me about Oktoberfuckingfest now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I like his blonde hair, we connect you know |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He completes me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Stupid Cunt! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Did you know, despite a name that clearly evokes October |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The original Munich Oktoberfest actually begins in September. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who do they think they're fooling |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And it's all Ben Rance's fault |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry, Ben is a big gay baby |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know what i must do now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it doesn't please me, but it must be done |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sink his boat |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sink his boat |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wont be satisfied until that boat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | is at the bottom of the basingstoke canal |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Me and him are over! |
