| 00:00 - 00:03 | So this is the hoofKnuckle mini-tour |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As usual, they're starting at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Venue in Selby, then they're off |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to the Snooty Fox in Wakefield, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then they will be moving on to Manchester at the Grand Central. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Shit hot! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get me the "Dead Or Dreaming" EP, I wanna listen to "Great White" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | "Great White".... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | "Great White" isn't on the new EP |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They couldn't get the timings right in the studio. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who think that "Great White" is just a set filler. Leave! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking JOKING? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I lose my fucking shit to "Great White" |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I bet that they've put that "Hunter Be Hunted" and "Feet Of Clay" on there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Slow arsed songs that I can't crowd kill to. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Belly of the fucking Whale"? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What the fuck is that supposed to mean? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And that newer song "The Final Prayer (The Reckoning)". |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It has two song titles |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Nic has now removed the first "The". |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Since fucking when, you cunt puffin? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, he told everyone |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody remembers that shit. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "GREAT WHITE" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Great White" has the speed and the heavy breakdowns |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They play it right after "Feet Of Clay" in their live set |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to wake every fucker up again! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They don't fucking bother with "A Sense Of Closure" anymore |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That Ghostbusters cover was as useless as the Backstreet Boys cover. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "Great White" gets me harder than Bonk! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will not fucking accept this boat load of shite! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What does a man have to do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All I want is "Great White" on a CD |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's all I fucking asked for. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "Belly of the Whale" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And I don't care for that Popeye looking fucker n'all, and his "custom" Marshall |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and that fat shit that thinks he can play guitar |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And don't even get me started on that bassist |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He constantly tries to rape that beautiful drummer |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and the rest of the band just laugh! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure Donk spits on it first |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But even still... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least they're not full of shit like Nic. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The cunt stole my hairstyle. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least they've recorded "Tomb Of Dedalus" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And "Dead Or Dreaming" is finally being released a year after it being recorded. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Bunch of fucking spastics. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Order me a T-Shirt. |
