| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see here sir, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 2nd platoon is located to our eastern flank |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 6th to our west |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In only a matter of hours 4th platoon will over run us |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we will be decisively destroyed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Pull third platoon from the rear |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and have them interdict 4th |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 3rd platoon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | My platoon is lost near IOC village |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were last seen looking for chow |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | 1st, 3rd, 5th Plt Co's stay, everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SHOULD HAVE FIRED YOU DAYS AGO! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | UNREAL AMOUNTS OF INCOMPETENCE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Your barracks smell like burnt burritos |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Your defenses look like sadness |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You keep asking stupid questions about the ORDER! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and a band of cats could execute better attacks. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who brings ISO mats to an Attack!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we didn't want to get wet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU A FUCKING PANSY?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you sent us through a swamp |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck where I sent you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DO YOUR JOB! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And don't even get me started on your marksmanship |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You could throw a rock at the ground |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and fucking miss! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have mouth breathing platoon sergeants |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | squad leaders licking windows |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and team leaders that question fucking everything |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | mean while you sit around while we loose the WHOLE FEX! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Achieve the advantage! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fighter-Leader Concept! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Exploit opportunities! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But No |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT NO, I have to deal with you idiots |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | whose birth certificates are letters of apology |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | from the condom factory! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm trying to see things from your point of view |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But I can't seem to get my head that far UP MY ASS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can still go to 4th platoon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 6 months ago I was drunk at a frat party |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I majored in chemical engineering |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What have I done with my life? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now, thanks to you I'm going to fail this eval |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Worry not, my small minded friends |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Your peer evals will reflect |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should have been a flight contract |
