| 00:00 - 00:05 | so hayden comes up with a fantasy league |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | there are several teams in it |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | we all get together to pick teams |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | pizza was ordered |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and now he is in almost last place |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | big draft board put on the wall |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | he took shitty players |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | even Devontae Parker |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and he cheers for the Dolphins |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | who have cutler as the QB |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | they suck so bad |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | he also runs the league |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | he should play in the CFL |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | or with himself |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | i can't believe it |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | who picks a team like that |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | a bunch of nobodies |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | can't even play football |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | he has no clue |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | this is the easiest league there is |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | all you have to do is think |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | maybe he had too much pizza |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | or too many candies |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | i think his mind was on the flintstones |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | or had an itchy bum |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | whatever, he sucks |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | funniest thing ever |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | how could he do it |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | screw it, screw the league |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Bee Bush is the best team |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | am i right |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | everybody knows it |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | they are just sandbagging it |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Bee Bush is unreal |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | best team by far |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | abdullah is a terrorist |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | terrible |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | should be second last |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | my eyes hurt from laughing |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | my gosh |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | only Mcdavid could save those teams |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | totally, he could kick field goals |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | or serve coffee better |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | i can't laugh anymore |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | unless i look at his team |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | am I right? I'm always right |
| 03:27 - 03:29 | I'm done |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | i think I farted |
