| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is Alabama. Roy Moore is running for Senate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He liked to date teenage girls |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He picked them up here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He thought he could score big with them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He got some here with Count Chocula. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can't be true. A pack of lies |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A total pack of lies |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuheur, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner helped him troll the malls for them |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He would try to measure their foot |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Tell me of the girls - Kita, Yourta, Krips and Boocta |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am more popular -much preferred |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am a tiger - so much preferred |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There are probably people gathered to laugh at me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | lots of mean spirited people |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You were not the only one |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why do i have those degenerate SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They are the best at finding such girls |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I pay them well for this |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuheur, we are not in AlabamaI |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It does not matter to me where we are |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuheur - he has better underwear |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I cannot let this guy be elected and make me look weak. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I an an Aryan |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He is not. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I am the one with the souped up car |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am embarassed. This is such garbage - |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want you to go find this Moore and bring him here |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I need to know his secrets. All his secrets |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can be the only one who does such things |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It is what I am known for. It is what I have over Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It is my thing. nobody else's |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who does he think he is. I don't have the stank |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't want to date robots |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What do I do? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want to live on an Island surrounded by teen girls |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want them to hold me when I scare them with horror movies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not this stupid Judge Moore |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This is a beaut. they probably call him Charlie |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or some other name like Blute |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry - There is always Al Franken |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just don't know what to do my Bro |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is awful. I wish Wolfgang, my dog, was here |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This sucks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A trick or something else |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They go together like hand and glove. I try so hard. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Why don't they like me? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it hurts. I hurt. |
