| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, Cannavò has written a letter |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | complaining about inviting Gottfried |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to the Alexander Hamilton Institute. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He says that professional racists |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | have no place on a college campus. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Cannavò is complaining |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | about my invitation to Gottfried? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer,.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...he says that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...forcing students to listen to racists... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...is wrong. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Locate the mailing address of the Spectator so I can draft a reply. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I made him meals |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | specially catered to his vegan preferences! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He has smited students hip and thigh! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And he was once a visiting assistant professor! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How dare he! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | His letter is preening and error-filled! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now the Republican Club doesn't have enough students |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...because other students publicly disagree with them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Shouldn't political groups expect disagreement? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Nonsense! A canary in the coalmine is worth two in the bush! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Does this meet the Spectator's editorial guidelines? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Spectator's editorial guidelines? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Damn the guidelines! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tell them to print it verbatim! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We can no longer abide |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | this whack-a-moling of white supremacists |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and other vulnerable members of society! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Excluding Gottfried would be totalitarian! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's not some kind of Ward Churchill! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Gottfried has mastered many languages! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Nobody approaches him at Hamilton! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My advisor even once said something nice about him. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And what does Cannavò care about? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Global warming!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Does he think he's a theologian? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Students should be learning about... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...reimposing social hierarchies... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...not idle scientific speculation. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I specially catered those vegan meals! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm pretty sure Cannavò isn't a vegan... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I still can't believe that the college |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | had to invent Republican leaders |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to impress Karl Rove |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | during his inspection of the campus. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I still feel humiliated by the experience. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Well, I suppose, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | caveat emptor. |
