| 00:00 - 00:01 | All hail Tau Ceti 16. |
| 00:01 - 00:07 | To the people of SimWorld, |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | my heart is filled with happiness and warmth to announce |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | that the Supreme Club of all SimCity, Tau Ceti 16 |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | bravely faced the rotten enemy. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | PortHell Club went down in fiery defeat |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | with their blood and guts spilled across the battlefield. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | In time of great sacrifice, in time of need of red hydrants and yellow rubber boots, |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Tau Ceti's heroes with their magnifcent greatness, |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | and great magnificence were victoriois again. |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Pizzas, burgers, vegetables |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | and a lot of grass were sacrificed |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | in defence of our glorious Club. |
