00:00 - 00:02 | He's not is he? |
00:00 - 00:03 | Penny |
00:04 - 00:05 | as per your whatsapp message |
00:05 - 00:07 | we will be start at the queens and move on |
00:08 - 00:12 | we will then march on to to the Belbroughton club and the Talbot |
00:12 - 00:15 | depending on how much of a weapon the CharlIE is we will play it by ear |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good- as long as Jerry Allens is |
00:19 - 00:21 | is on the route and we smash in some chicken wings |
00:24 - 00:26 | Penny, I hate to say it but... |
00:27 - 00:28 | but Jerry Allens isn't |
00:31 - 00:33 | That idiot OT got us band from there so we can't go |
00:34 - 00:36 | that whole jack chair dance got out of hand |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who was involved in that chair prank get the hell out of here! |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Who lifts a poor bloke up on a chair in a bar?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Over the top that was! |
01:25 - 01:28 | It's ok- Penny always gets angry after he's been sun burnt. |
01:29 - 01:31 | honestly |
01:31 - 01:34 | Who brought a bearded- dragon into the joint?! |
01:34 - 01:37 | That was just ridiculous! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Then you ask it to deliver napkins?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Penny- it was a good idea at the time. |
01:42 - 01:46 | no, no, no- it never works! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Billog told me it has never failed |
01:48 - 01:52 | Forget Billog and his mid- 2000s chat! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I've never seen that work! |
01:56 - 01:57 | 15 times I've tried |
01:57 - 02:00 | Not once have they said yes or even maybe! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Even worse from a lizard!!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Don't be trying that behaviour to Belbroughton |
02:08 - 02:13 | I'm well known round here |
02:14 - 02:16 | I am the big-dog round these parts!!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | You're gravely mistaken if you think you'll drag the Penn-dog down with your crap chat and games! |
02:27 - 02:29 | 10 years I have spent building this rep |
02:30 - 02:34 | People love me round here, chicks dig me! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Big bull they call me! |
02:41 - 02:42 | At least we wont be playing lar di da |
02:43 - 02:47 | That ridiculous game always gets you barred! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Damn Jerry and his crap games.... |
02:54 - 02:56 | Just a quiet few will be ideal, I'm old and tired |
02:56 - 02:59 | Shoot the sh1t with my mates on a Saturday and have a quiet few is perfect |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'm not up for getting smashed... |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok- it's the caffeine shampoo side effects... |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe, just maybe I'll lead us for a curry |
03:19 - 03:23 | and we'll just chill out, have a G & T maybe |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'm too old for this now... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Sun-burnt and tired |
03:40 - 03:46 | Is that good with you bunch of jokers? |
03:46 - 03:49 | As long as that social hand- grenade snowman isn't rocking up. |
03:53 - 03:56 | He always goes too far! |