00:00 - 00:03 | There is another admit in the lobby |
00:04 - 00:05 | I know we already have 5 patients |
00:05 - 00:07 | It is only 9 AM |
00:08 - 00:12 | and if we wait on the Admit Nurse... TL will be pissed! |
00:12 - 00:15 | I say we don't have time to eat before we admit |
00:17 - 00:19 | We can wait... |
00:19 - 00:21 | Night shift will never know |
00:24 - 00:26 | Boss... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Corporate... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Corporate said to... fill all the beds |
00:34 - 00:36 | Even if there is no heat in the room. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I am sick of corporate and all you lazy nurses... If you can't do a Part 2, get out! |
01:13 - 01:15 | Im sick of all the excuses |
01:15 - 01:17 | Corporate is up my ass |
01:18 - 01:23 | I have to do everything my self and I have med nurses who can't remember their password |
01:25 - 01:28 | And night shift... |
01:29 - 01:31 | they can admit 4 patients for every 1 day shift does. |
01:31 - 01:34 | And productivity and overtime |
01:34 - 01:37 | Our numbers suck and nightshift is bitching because they have to work short! |
01:37 - 01:40 | and intake is always on vacation |
01:40 - 01:42 | but boss... we do groups and discharges |
01:42 - 01:46 | Corporate is watching, we have got to work faster |
01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, we miss out on breaks |
01:48 - 01:52 | you can have a break after work! I want admissions |
01:53 - 01:54 | And no more lunches |
01:56 - 01:57 | Everyday I come in here |
01:57 - 02:00 | and have to justify why we are breathing oxygen and not admitting... |
02:00 - 02:03 | I can't even nap in my office |
02:04 - 02:08 | and then Intake and social services |
02:08 - 02:13 | and the patients... everyone bithches about admits |
02:14 - 02:16 | Im sick and tired of dayshift eating all the doughnuts |
02:17 - 02:21 | and at days end we still haven't finished the admits |
02:27 - 02:29 | And then there is George.... |
02:30 - 02:34 | George is always calling looking for admits |
02:34 - 02:36 | and then there is insurance... |
02:41 - 02:42 | Access |
02:43 - 02:47 | then there is that damn access center always faxing non qualified patients |
02:48 - 02:53 | patients who are demented, patients who are bed bound , even patients who refuse to come |
02:54 - 02:56 | they will pull a patient out of a dead cows ass |
02:56 - 02:59 | just so they can say we aren't accepting enough |
03:00 - 03:02 | and we can't even remember to document |
03:04 - 03:07 | its ok...you will remember your password |
03:14 - 03:16 | We are failing miserably |
03:19 - 03:23 | so miserably that corporate is about to cut off our patient snacks |
03:25 - 03:26 | we are finished |
03:31 - 03:33 | someone has sold us out to corporate |
03:40 - 03:46 | even after all those damn ALC modules, they are still going to cut us |
03:46 - 03:49 | no more snacks... we have to bring our own |
03:53 - 03:56 | simply a tragedy |