| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have toasters here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | For a long time now we have trusted staff to make toast |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have toasters here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Toast? Why this obsession with toast |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The people, they like toast |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The smell of burnt bread is horrid |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But what else will they eat? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They will starve |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Waburtons is so tasty |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There will be bread riots |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I don't care, I want them to starve |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These toasters are giving me headaches |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They burn, and smell delicious |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they won't share toast with me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All I wanted was a little toast |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With some lovely butter and jam |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And instead I get crumbs and firebells |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Burnt bread is an embarrassment |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Let the starve instead |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But what about the weekend staff? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They like it with beans on |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And sometimes cheese |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Hmm, tasty cheese on toast |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There will be a riot |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Let them riot, scum |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They shall be toast-less |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There will be no more crumbs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There will be no more marmalade |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No more jam? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've had enough of this dam bread |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Let them eat dust |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There will be no more fire alarms |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And no time wasting |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They will not feed in my time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Let them faint with hunger |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The nasty little crumbs will be no more |
| 02:48 - 02:50 | Or jam, in My time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And they will work, work, Work |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | K |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | J |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | J |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No more toast |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Blah blah blah |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Because I'm a miserable twit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wh should they be happy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | With their tasty crunchy bread |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Misery, I am misery |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I will spread my misery |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They will not spread butter |
