| 00:00 - 00:03 | You can clearly see what we are up against |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | State forest from the north... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Grasslands to the east and west... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...even with a water cart... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...we take the risk of fire sweeping through this area |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you're telling me this... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...this CFA will ban all fires? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It looks... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | likely. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We could maybe use glow sticks and fairy lights? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Maybe bring torches? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Fairy lights, torches and glow sticks... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck can you have Burning Man without fire |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It has "Burning" in the fucking title for god's sake |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You expect George, Bill and Dog to drink piss by a glow stick? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And what about the women? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You know we were expecting them to wear tiny outfits |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How will they warm their asses now? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I may as well tell them to wear garbage bags! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You know we were hoping someone would get their tits out by the fire |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There still may be a chance if we get the punch mixture right? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't patronise me! Fire was our best chance. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Vodka can make you do funny things... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Vodka can make you do funny things... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All of us were banking on the fire |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've been working hard for this. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Surely it's not too much |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to ask for fire. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now you tell me about this "CFA" red tape |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and expect me to go with glow sticks?? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's just not cricket |
| 02:17 - 02:23 | I should shove a firetruck up the ass of everyone in this room |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We must accept the rules. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You know what Fraser is like with rules |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I fart in the car I'm on the bike for a week |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The party will go ahead - fire ban or not |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Loud music and lots of punch |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That's the least we can do |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'd better hope it's a balmy night |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Otherwise we have no chance of a top off |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Pray for above 15 degrees |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can still whip 'em out |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Arrange the invites, marquee and seating |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Make sure we have a good cocktail list |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | And a good playlist, no fucking Macarena! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Burning... I mean, Midda Man... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...will go ahead on the 9th |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | CFA ban or not. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So it is done. |
