| 00:00 - 00:05 | And he said to me, hey the japs lost to the Dutch |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Oh my god, what the hell |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So i asked, how many ships were lost? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He said, well there was this and that |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The Japanese lost almost their whole fleet |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Their whole fleet |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The whole fleet |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Then the Belgians took tokyo |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Belgium... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The japs lost the the Benelux nations who were shit-teir minors |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | It was the funniest shit ever |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Then Siam fell to Austria! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Austria marched into Bangkok! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | With 40 width divisions! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Siam fell in a few days! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Zx was austria! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Austria! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They just walked in like they own the place! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And took what they wanted |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Siam was busy fighting in India! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They were in India and Austria strolled in |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Just walking in casually |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Japan said, hey siam Bangkok fell |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I know Japan, maybe focus on the fact your gonna fucking die |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | You lost your fleet and Tokyo fell |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | So, yeah by now China was fucked |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Fucking China |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | The Prosperity sphere fucked up badly |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | First the Dutch, then this |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Russia just fucked off |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And... And.. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Fucking hell |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Siam got encircled |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And lost their army |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Russia, also got several 40-width tanks encircled! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | What, really? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, fucking really |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They stood no chance! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | This shit is too funny |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Holy shit, im bleeding |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Are you gonna die? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, i got cancer from this game |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Holy shit, what am i doing with my life |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I have no friends |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Japan |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The dutch! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The dutch killed the japanese! |
