| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer Advanced Warfare was a success |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our pussy ass ninja tactics |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | crippled the enemy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We parlayed that success into Black Ops 3 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And then to Infinite Warfare |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes Yes. Very Good on that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How about WWII |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We are getting our ass kicked by the Chum Clan |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Those fuckers are back |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have an exosuit, git your shit, and git out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought those campers were done!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They haven't fought since Ghosts! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They would destroy us at Octane |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then they went to Pinkies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or did you forget? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They would even camp at Strikeout!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And they wouldn't move 2 feet at Stonehaven!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And yet you let these assholes back in?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I thought they were too old for this and |
| 01:42 - 01:44 | You thought wrong you asshole |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You thought wrong you asshole |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer they are over 40 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What about Tick and Chad?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're both in their 20's |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They are both producing kids |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | faster than Call of Duty games |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | can be released every year!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Bruza40 feels at home |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and is fighting the good fight |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he left his arms at Flakky Tower!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And TPayne is packin' fatties while he kills us |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I miss the days we could kill HSCHEM |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He would get so pissed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And it was awesome!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But that's over |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even Naynav had a 35 kill match already |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And he hasn't had a positive k/d in years! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You remember that shit he used to do? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When he would sneak up for a final kill cam?!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least we took that away from him!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, maybe a patch will fix it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose this was bound to happen |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They were too good to keep down |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Team Chum is back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can only hide behind the prestigers for so long |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because Team Chum's coming |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And Hell's coming with them |
