| 00:00 - 00:03 | The system requests that you upload a video daily, as is clearly expressed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They should be appropriately funny, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And must be at least this long. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | At least one clip must be a highlight from Lucca; for now, until further notice... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the videos must be uploaded before the peak of dawn to be approved. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So Lucca's system, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Would be... realistically achievable...? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lucca... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lucca is aiming to implant multiple deadlines within each day... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | If you cannot appease Lucca, it is not your fault. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men will stay here: Sheldon, Ubaid, Chris and Mark. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was a fucking trap! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Lucca's system was a fucking trap! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do you think you are to be such a dickhead & provide such a trap, without my knowledge? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And this is only the beginning... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can imagine the videos now... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "LUCCA ELLIS HIGHEST LEAGUE RANK EVER - SS+" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our spotlight will be stolen by this shithead who laughs at the sight of police brutality, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And doesn't think twice when posting a dead baby in the Discord chat! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer I can't permit you to insult our Edgebringer... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A FUCKING DEAD BABY, WHAT DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, this is outrageous! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I EXPECTED NO LESS FROM A SMITE-LESS SHIT ASS JUNGLER! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THERE'S NO SKILL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves pro players! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Years they've spent playing the tutorial mode, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just to learn how to hover over your abilities to read what they do! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY HAVE ANY CHANCE? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I CAN BE DEAD AND HAVE MORE OF A FUCKING CHANCE TO STEAL A BARON, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | USING A BLOODY SORAKA Q, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHILST HAVING A FUCKING AFK ON MY TEAM, WITH SAMUEL! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never needed to practice in tutorial mode, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And yet I have surpassed pro players, a life of misery and pain, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Using off-meta champions. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Right now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I AM THE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PLAY ALL THE CHAMPIONS AND LANES, AND THEIR OFF-META ROLES, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | YET I AM FORCED TO SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF THESE USELESS SHIT-ASS PLAYERS WHO CAN'T EVEN AFK RIGHT! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all those shitters will pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They'll pay with their own blood. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They shall drown in their own blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ibrahim, you'll get better with time... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really didn't think it was a trap... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to edit... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our hope, has fallen. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But, gentlemen, if you believe I am going to quit the League Channel, you are seriously mistaken. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather commit seppuku. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do whatever you like. |
