| 00:00 - 00:01 | It makes me so sad |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | She is just a dog |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A small, 3-legged dog |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cute in her own way... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I guess... but... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | What if she ruins the carpet? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Or gets sick in the car? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No! I cannot allow such a creature to come... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pops will have a heart attack |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I wont relax |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Maisies asthma will play up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And all because that tiny, |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ugly little hopping rat-sized animal |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Might get a little lonely |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No... it is inexcusable for me to even think about |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare they ask me! I am head of the house |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Leader of the Hubbards |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Head of my clan! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And this dog thinks it can undermine me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I pay for its food, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Pick up its poo |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Take it for a wee |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And its so small! People question my sexuality when I walk her |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | With her purple jacket |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And gammy leg |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am strong |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I cannot allow this to happen |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will not allow it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ill look so stupid |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Scottish men will laugh at me as I walk such a small dog |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now, if it was a normal size, that would be different |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not the size of a underfed cat |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But I must make allowances for my wife. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who I love very much |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe she should come? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So what if they laugh? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can handle it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Itll be fine |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Argghhh NO! I HAVE SAID NO! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I cannot be expected to allow this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will end up looking after her |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hopping around |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Looking all adorable |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My brother-in-Law will laugh at me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My children will join in |
