| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to todays meeting everyone |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hurry up Allan your late. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right here's a map of his walking route |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He's like fucking forest gump on speed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The guys are bollocksed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And these fuckers want to give him a bicycle? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are they out of their minds? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | They are social workers..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Doogooders |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Just ignore them. We usually do. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Pretend like we give a fuck |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right, first the probationers can go and get Peter more coffee |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Right now we need to get an overtime code! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's coming up to Xmas and I've an iPhone x to buy! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And I'm not doing this for toil or a day back! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The fucktard will be fully committed this time! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Done up like a kipper. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yes I'm pissed I never got that job. So what! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They gave it to some Bimbo. Honestly. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I blew the interview. Stupid questions. Twats. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Calm down, let's go to arran for the day and chill |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Arran!. I'm going to shove his bike up his arse |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it's a nice day away. Free food. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Only if I take him too and throw him overboard. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll tie his bike to his legs. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | See how fast he walks then! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Least I won't hear those stupid noises he makes! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And have to listen to the pish he talks. |
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