| 00:00 - 00:03 | Following the Run Sandymoor Xmas Party - and a few drinks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Run Sandymoor will be out in force next year |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Start in Lymm, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | go to Houghton Green, Hatton |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Hatton and back to Lymm |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't forget White Moss Garden Centre? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm glad I'm only doing the 10 mile relay |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We actually |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | have you..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | down for the full 40 miles |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You did say at the Xmas Do........ |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone doing the relays, now leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I never said I wanted to do the full 40 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do I look like a fucking idiot |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 40 miles of hell |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | cow shit, pig shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | horse shit everywhere |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | more shit than you can shake a stick at |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I wouldn't mind but the T Shirt |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | is exactly the bloody same as last years! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The ribbon on the medal has changed - it will say 2018 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's not happening, you hear me? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There will be chilli at the finish line |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Chilli, Chilli, I'll have run 40 miles |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will be cramping up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | why would i want Chilli??? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 40 Miles of Shit, then a bloody Chilli? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What do they have at the checkpoints? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Baileys??? JD??? Proseco?? Jager ??? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I think not! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was Baileys that got us into this mess |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | in the bloody first place, dancing on the bar!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not doing it - I'm telling you |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | End of story!! I'm a bigger man than this. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll do Tatton instead on the Sunday |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 40 Miles |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 40 fucking miles, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'd drive if I wanted to cover 40 Miles |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or at very least borrow a bike |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but to run it, in one go.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you lot are unbelievable |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Once a few of us are in, He'll want to do it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose I could do it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Promise you'll stay with me? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If you leave me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will not be happy. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Promise me now that you will not leave me? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don't want to be found dead in a ditch |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I blame the Baileys.... |
