| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 1AR extended their dropped ethics framework |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | They've turned your disad and extended the perm on the K |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They kicked out of the one advantage you had offense on |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they called you out on not extending impacts to politics |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Don't worry, I'll just kick everything and go for T. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You totally conceded T was a reverse voting issue |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It turns the argument |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks T should be a RVI, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW IS T A REVERSE VOTING ISSUE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What kind of sleazy debater runs such a useless argument? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is unbelievable! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What the hell am I going to go for? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | RVIs are Jewish conspiracies! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Of course education is only limited to the curriculum! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How the hell are school lunches even topical? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You run transbathrooms under utilitarianism! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up! I won the TOCs last year with 1 off Japan!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Hitler, you didn't even get a bid. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You losers didn't get any either, did you? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THIS IS BULLSHIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That argument was a ten second blip |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No competent judge would ever vote them up |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If I lose, I'm entering a conflict with this team! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What coach would ever tell them to run such an argument? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The judge should drop them immediately and give them 20 speaks! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm one win away from breaking! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Those clowns didn't even spread any of their speeches! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is my senior year. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought to myself, I could break out this year! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But it's the same bullshit as last year. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I now realize |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Policy debate is the biggest fraud of an activity ever to be made! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should have done PF like my mom told me to! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even LD would be better. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hell, I'll even do Big Question! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Anything but this gibberish! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down, you'll get a new partner next year. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wanted to get a debate scholarship for college. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I had a chance. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now when word gets out, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will get crucified. I'll be the laughingstock of the entire circuit at this point. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I'll be a coach for a high school |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Alaska has got to have a debate program. |
