| 00:00 - 00:03 | Train are broken all over the island |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are disruptions on the NSL, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | EWL, and the CCL disruption has expanded |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Free bus services are already in operation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But people everywhere are really pissed, as expected |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine. I'll just make another speech in Parliament |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and get the Straits Times to write a puff piece |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Transport Minister... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Two trains |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Have collided at Joo Koon |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 23 people are injured |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who have faked a maintenance report get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This isn't some fucking Reservist outfield |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Worker's Party is going to have a field day with this |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking chao keng, lepak kia |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Keng also cannot keng properly |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fake also kena caught |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The whole lot of you fucking useless |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now we're really Public Enemy No. 1 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Transport Minister the London Underground warned us about that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That title is reserved for Amos fucking Yee |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Transport Minister the system is very complicated |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And yet it ran fine for 20 years |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking cheebai |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just when the opposition started gaining popularity |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All the fucking trains had to break down |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking made in China trains all start spoiling |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At this rate even Singfirst can win GRC |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To say nothing about Worker's Party |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fucking Tan Jee Say in Parliament |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Imagine how fucked up that would be |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I also volunteered for this job |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To prove I am just as good as Tharman |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Can be headhunted by IMF |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All ruined! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Ruined by a bunch of fucking Enciks |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who treat this as some low key ICT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Taichi here taichi there |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Meanwhile Tan Jee Say printing campaign posters |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll soon have to handle him and Chee Soon Juan in Parliament |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, GE still very far away |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Lucky Tuck Yew, must be enjoying |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get to go to new onsen every week |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Damn good life |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I'll quit Cabinet too |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Run for President after Halimah is done |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then it will be my turn to lepak and collect money |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Seriously, fuck SMRT |
