| 00:00 - 00:03 | After careful consideration and planning, we |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | are recommending that our forces be moved to the Plaza. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It is only a short drive, and we will be able to attain |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | multiple free drinks before midnight at Library. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are recommending this as our course of action. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Steiner works Thirsty Thursday at Dev's, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the drinks are free till 1. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jessie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dev's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dev's has changed the drink special. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can't carry out your usual assault on the gin and tonic. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following girls will stay here: Kristin, Tanisha, Hewitt-Anne, and Caitlin. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a SPECIAL! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Dev's can't just CHANGE the SPECIAL. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who does he think he is changing such a classic special that I wanted? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's all been lies! Lies!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Their own sign, friends, even Party Tutor! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They are all disgraceful cowards! This is an outrage! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They should have told me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we can't blame Party Tutor for this... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are cowards, traitors, and failures!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jessie, this is outrageous. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They are the scum of all Orlando! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not a shred of honor! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves drinkers? Four years at this shitty school |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and they still can't get the specials right?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | For months false advertising has hindered my plans! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They put all kinds of obstacles in my way nightly! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What I should have done was pregamed at home like Vogs did! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No one ever had to teach me... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and yet I have conquered every free drink night in this town. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They are idiots and traitors. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Devaney's has betrayed me, again! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What a monstrous betrayal to the entire student community! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But why? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How could they have taken Thirsty Thursday from us? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But all those traitors will pay. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll pay with their own drinks. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They shall drown in their own drinks! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They'll drown for taking my free gin away! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Well never meet those Winter Park boys. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All of my hopes have been shattered. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to drink... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The night...might as well be over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But ladies, if you think I am going to go home sober tonight... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you are seriously mistaken. I'd rather blow my brains out. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's smoke in the sExplorer and go to Library. |
