| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Salty, the enemy formation is advancing on the salt mine |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We believe after that they will go for the recycling plant |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Without this we will not be able to recycle petty events |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I recommend using barriers and salt troopers to slow them down |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They cannot be allowed to reach the plant |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, I'm not even salty |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll prove it by shooting off for a week |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Salt King |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The salt... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The salt flows through you and we all know it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Just accept it and move on |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks I'm salty leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am not salty! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is all just a petty recycling of events |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm sick of always being the salty one |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why must I start every salt war |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My sodium levels are off the charts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IT WAS MY AWP |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE STOLE IT LIKE A COMMON THIEF |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ALL I DID WAS GET IT BACK |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Salt King you had 10k |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T CARE IT WAS MINE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Salty he had nothing |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's not my problem, he's a disgrace to my pro CS team |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll kick him out! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was always the best! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They never saw it so I had to shoot off for a month |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | When I came back they called me Salty |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I was never even Salty I only cried once |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and even then it was only for 15 minutes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | if only they would stop this petty recycling of events |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | maybe then I wouldn't always be as salty as Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I think I need to shoot off again |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They call me "Salt King" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even Bradley is making memes about me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm not a meme |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm just a victim of event recycling by the Caroo |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why don't they just stop these personal attacks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've never attacked anybody |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I may insult Brad everyday |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But just because I do it doesn't mean you can do it to me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, just give it a month |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think I should just ignore them |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | maybe then the personal attacks will stop |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I must shoot off |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The attacks are too dank |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The petty recycling of personal attacks was too strong |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I hear one more I'm going to shoot off for good |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bloody twats |
