| 00:00 - 00:15 | Sir, Glemsford was chosen as the home of the Little Egypt Morris Men because there were plenty of pubs |
| 00:16 - 00:23 | Good choice, and not many Greene King establishments |
| 00:23 - 00:31 | Sir, some bad news....tell him Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:53 | There is only one pub left, with a new manager they don't know, and it's Greene King |
| 00:53 - 01:13 | Anyone who thinks that a certain dancer in MMLE wears a wig, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:18 | How the FUCK has this been allowed to happen? |
| 01:18 - 01:25 | They should have sustained seven pubs by themselves |
| 01:25 - 01:40 | Open Mic evenings, dragging the bough, Horkey, Fetes, loads of things to sustain the pubs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Most people drink at home now though |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | Then bomb them with the Luftwaffe, anything to get save the pubs. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Sir, even Waitrose? |
| 01:51 - 01:55 | Of course not you fuckwit, they serve free coffee to anyone who walks in. |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | and a John Lewis pick up point... |
| 01:56 - 02:05 | It's the only shop in Sudbury where the teeth to tattoo ratio is anywhere near reasonable. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the car park is full of fine German cars |
| 02:15 - 02:19 | Made by fine Aryan men....even Stalin has one |
| 02:33 - 02:39 | Roger the Morris is still not a funny name, even after 7 years pushing the joke..... |
| 02:41 - 02:49 | Brian the Bagman has had to go back because Mike wasn't able to do the job.... |
| 02:51 - 02:57 | How hard can it be to get men to turn up ? |
| 02:58 - 03:01 | when there is unlimited free beer on offer |
| 03:03 - 03:06 | Don't worry that you are busy in December for their Xmas dinner |
| 03:07 - 03:10 | It's normally held in March... |
| 03:15 - 03:26 | Why do they dance a random wig? |
| 03:29 - 03:36 | Most other groups do a hay or jig.... |
| 03:39 - 03:46 | If it doesn't work out at the Angel,they will be reduced to chips and cheap cider out of bottles on the village Green |
| 03:56 - 04:00 | Fuck them all. |
