| 00:00 - 00:03 | mein fuhrer most engineers will only travel a maximum |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of 5 miles to a job, that leaves us with one guy "Dan" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | who will travel from here to the bunker |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and we are lucky cause there is a plumbs next door too! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | if he needs to get some bits |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm soon to be ruler of the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | world and your telling me only one guy wants to do the job! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dan, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dan also charges 84 euros for a quote |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Dan only fits intergas |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | the following men will stay, transam, PiN5, LeeC and Dangermouse46 |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 84 fucking euros for a quote |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | what is this guy the top fucking 100 in Germany! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | next your be telling me i need a low loss header, aquarium stats, ice cream tub and outside sensor! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | all i want is a fucking combi installed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not the space command center at fucking nasa |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | press shite, evohome, tuppaboxes and 2 gash boilers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | does he think i'm made of money, and why would i want two |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | dutch shitboxes let alone one |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mein fuhrer, at least if one breaks we cans still have heat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | heat, heat! it wont even modulate above 65 fucking degrees when it's cold out |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | mein fuhrer but think of the energy and money saved |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and i will need to save fucking money to pay for all this shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | do i look like a fucking millionaire? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | a nice little vaillant combi |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | thats all that we need |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not that fucking monstrosity Dean744pin5 made for that 1 bedroom flat! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | don't even get me started on evohome |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we will save fucking money with that system because it will never turn the boiler on |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we are doomed to be forever cold! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just want on/off controls and 80deg heat and a vaillant like stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | but no we have to go overboard |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how hard is it to just run seven pipes and heat some rads? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | so that we can be toasty warm |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | in these harsh berlin winters |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | i dont want to be on technical lines for hours! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and what about drying my clothes on rads, i can't do that when they are at 23degrees! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | state of the art my arse |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | most of his cheap imported crap comes from fleabay anyway |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and we will be left in the cold when it doesn't work! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't cry, i'm sure it will all work fine |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't take anymore of this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going back to my home in the alps |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with my floor standing mexico |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that's only ever needed a thermalcoupling |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and when i return there better be no dutch shitboxes or controls that never work fitted |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or else i will have all your heads! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now get more quotes. |
