| 00:00 - 00:03 | Senior leadership is here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | results of the vote |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we fought the good fight |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but the ayes have won |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Indian Land |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | has become a town |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | the election board |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the election board |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | has verified the |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | vote count |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone not living in Indian Land leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Didn't we control the county officials? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Didn't we have enough |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | crazies |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | in the streets? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Didn't the workers |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | post enough |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | on Facebook |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Didn't we have enough signs? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I knew signs can't vote |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I paid for those signs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | the crazies wanted them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Now I will have to move to Rock Hill |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | my farm, my farm |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will have to sell my farm |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I knew those coffees at Bojangles |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | would not work |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe I won't have to move, I will run for mayor |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll form a slate |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but not with the crazies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not name redacted |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | or name redacted |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | or name redacted |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we were made fools by name redacted |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | everyone is laughing at us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ship some of the crazies to Chester |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want everyone's Facebook password |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is the last chance for our people |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I lose the election |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we will line them up in front of a firing squad |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry we will win |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | These crazies want 1917, but it's 2017 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I want Indian Land to be a big city like Berlin |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we will win, we have to |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't want to move to Rock Hill |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | all of you would have to move there as well |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we can control this town for centuries |
