00:00 - 00:03 | Senior leadership is here |
00:04 - 00:05 | we have the |
00:05 - 00:07 | results of the vote |
00:08 - 00:12 | we fought the good fight |
00:12 - 00:15 | but the ayes have won |
00:17 - 00:19 | Indian Land |
00:19 - 00:21 | has become a town |
00:24 - 00:26 | the election board |
00:27 - 00:28 | the election board |
00:31 - 00:33 | has verified the |
00:34 - 00:36 | vote count |
00:53 - 00:58 | anyone not living in Indian Land leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | Didn't we control the county officials? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Didn't we have enough |
01:18 - 01:23 | crazies |
01:25 - 01:28 | in the streets? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Didn't the workers |
01:31 - 01:34 | post enough |
01:34 - 01:37 | on Facebook |
01:37 - 01:40 | Didn't we have enough signs? |
01:40 - 01:42 | I knew signs can't vote |
01:42 - 01:46 | I paid for those signs |
01:46 - 01:48 | the crazies wanted them |
01:48 - 01:52 | Now I will have to move to Rock Hill |
01:53 - 01:54 | my farm, my farm |
01:56 - 01:57 | I will have to sell my farm |
01:57 - 02:00 | I knew those coffees at Bojangles |
02:00 - 02:03 | would not work |
02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe I won't have to move, I will run for mayor |
02:08 - 02:13 | I'll form a slate |
02:14 - 02:16 | but not with the crazies |
02:17 - 02:21 | not name redacted |
02:27 - 02:29 | or name redacted |
02:30 - 02:34 | or name redacted |
02:34 - 02:36 | we were made fools by name redacted |
02:41 - 02:42 | everyone is laughing at us |
02:43 - 02:47 | ship some of the crazies to Chester |
02:48 - 02:53 | I want everyone's Facebook password |
02:54 - 02:56 | This is the last chance for our people |
02:56 - 02:59 | If I lose the election |
03:00 - 03:02 | we will line them up in front of a firing squad |
03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry we will win |
03:14 - 03:16 | These crazies want 1917, but it's 2017 |
03:19 - 03:23 | I want Indian Land to be a big city like Berlin |
03:25 - 03:26 | we will win, we have to |
03:31 - 03:33 | I don't want to move to Rock Hill |
03:40 - 03:46 | all of you would have to move there as well |
03:46 - 03:49 | we can control this town for centuries |