00:00 - 00:03 | The holidays are coming. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We must ensure we meet minimum staffing. |
00:05 - 00:07 | If we don't... |
00:08 - 00:12 | Captain and Lieutenant will react unfavorably |
00:12 - 00:15 | and we are all doomed. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Is this a real issue? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Can't we just split the holidays evenly? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sergeant Stapleton... |
00:27 - 00:28 | There are... |
00:31 - 00:33 | There are already two off. |
00:34 - 00:36 | The same two every holiday. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out.... Now... I am about to lose my shit. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How did this happen? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was supposed to have those days off! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you know who I am? |
01:25 - 01:28 | I am Sergeant Stapleton! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Do you see my mustache and its glory? |
01:31 - 01:34 | I rule this office and squad! |
01:34 - 01:37 | My mustache will slap some dicks! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I will kill whoever defies me! |
01:40 - 01:42 | We have the men identified. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care if you know them! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We are guilting them as we speak. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well isn't that just great, you worthless idiot! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I don't need them to feel guilty. |
01:56 - 01:57 | I want their dicks in my hand! |
01:57 - 02:00 | They will know who Sergeant Stapleton is! |
02:00 - 02:03 | and they will respect my mustache face. |
02:04 - 02:08 | The mustache that is too big for my head, but big enough for my body, |
02:08 - 02:13 | because my head is too small for my body! |
02:14 - 02:16 | No one takes time off without my permission first! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Did they discuss it with the rest of the squad first? |
02:27 - 02:29 | I need to know who all knew about this, |
02:30 - 02:34 | and why this was not brought to my attention sooner. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I am not getting the new SUV, and now... |
02:41 - 02:42 | now I don't even get a holiday... |
02:43 - 02:47 | a holiday to get shit faced and examine my inner problems. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I have to come here with all you lazy shits! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I need ice cream now, only ice cream will calm my furry and rage! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who is going to get me my ice cream while I continue to rage! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Look at me! Now my mustache is all messed up. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, his mustache will get better. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I need my mustache comb and oils stat! |
03:19 - 03:23 | I will never forget this. They will feel my wrath. |
03:25 - 03:26 | The wrath of Sergeant Stapleton... |
03:31 - 03:33 | my wrath has no end, no limit. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Everyone has heard my stories. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Everyone knows Sergeant Stape's legend. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Yet they defy me, and force me to work.. |