| 00:00 - 00:03 | RSA services have finished all requested tasks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All servers are up and running |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are in the DMZ located here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | VDI users are reporting no issues |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they know how to use their tokens |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. We shouldn't have any more problems |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell Steiner to enable RSA for Office 365 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says that we can't enable RSA for Office365 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said that it would break ActiveSync.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that isn't related to the RSA project, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you kidding me?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The whole point of RSA was to lock down everything! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Two factor authentication for everything and for everyone! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We burned the budget and we have nothing left |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We had 4 engineers die during this project |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't tell you how many meetings I have attended! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All I hear is "Can you join a quick RSA meeting" ?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I attend meetings when I should be eating lunch |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we can use Mobile Iron and bypass Entune |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Mobile Iron!?! Are you an idiot ?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir! It may work! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Intune is in control now! Not Mobile Iron |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have no choice now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When we enrolled in Office 365... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We were told that everything would just work! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No one said that we would have to re-invent the wheel |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Have you ever seen the Azure admin portal ? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The interface has about 100 menus and looks ridiculous |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You spend an hour making changes... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and then it crashes your browser when you click SAVE !!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was to have RSA protect us |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Keep the script kiddies out |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Keep the phishers out |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now your telling me... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that all I did was build a virtual paper weight |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and the best part is that Microsoft's Outlook mobile app |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | doesn't support delegate access |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We have to tell admins to use a website to read emails |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Thanks Microsoft! They only have to re-learn everything! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry, they will keep the admins on Mobile Iron |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | "The cloud will fix everything" |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The cloud has broken everything |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Microsoft has won |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They trick you.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Remember when Office was installed locally? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now you spend millions to keep the funny cat emails flowing... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss you Clippy |
