| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have James with the minibus |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | moving the trailors into position, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Very good, is Betty trailor on the road? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Betty is currently on the A591 in Ambleside. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's good, we will have tarpaulins at all locations then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and some Kelly Kettles? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | There is a slight problem |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | VOSA stopped the minibus |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and has revoked our operator licence |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | effective immediately |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who think that VOSA knows more than me, LEAVE NOW |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the hell does VOSA think they are? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm more important than them. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have 10,000 taupaulins to get into position |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fuzzy felt says that they are at Seatle |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking, fuzzy felt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why can no-one work the fuzzy felt? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why did they stop the minibus anyway |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | The bastards |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That vehicle is perfect |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We were stopped for multiple tacograph infringements |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking tacograph, why was it not ripped out like I ordered |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But that is illegal |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the fuck do I care about the law |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have taupaulins to shift |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Am I the only one who understands all this? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who are these idiots at VOSA? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm trying to run a business here |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its just a fucking minibus |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't have time to read all these stupid rules |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are treating us like idiots |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm a qualified teacher and a company director |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Are they trying to ruin me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will have to write an article in Horizons about this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need those taupaulins |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | for a corporate event |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and not a cheap corporate |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | its a special expensive one |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've even got John on standby |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and Chris out of the office |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | even Suzie and Jen are coming |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Tim is left answering the phones |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fucking VOSA, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | all the money I had to pay for that licence |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | how can they do this to me? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I wanted to get a second minibus |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we could have used it only for corporate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | James and dave would valet it, no dogs in it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't cope, I'm going home |
