| 00:00 - 00:05 | So in come the two union reps and sit down |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lets get started |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Lets talk about the roster |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | First thing they say is |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | This has nothing to do with our members |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Nothing at all |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Absolutely zero |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We'll do anything you want |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Anything! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We'll do the lateral with 2 blokes as long as we can get 5 1/2 hr rest days |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We'll even do offload assist with one bloke |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And we dont want a trap anymore or any breaks from the lateral |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Take it |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Take it all |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Its what our members want |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Honestly! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Its true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | In fact |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Lets even bin the roster |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We can do 5 and 2 variable imagine that?? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | We could even do split shifts |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And we can go offline for meetings |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Then the say 'Ralph theres a brown envelope' |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | You could get a lot of new scarfs |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | £50 quid wink wink |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Thats all it takes |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Tucked the boys right up |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | But we're golden |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | We dont even have to ask the other reps |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | They're idiots |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Really |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Were on a winner here |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Anything you want |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | For lieu days and claw |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The best part is nobody seriously thinks we can be this bent! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Its true |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Completely true |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We'll sell um down the river |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And give you the paddle |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Just as long as we can go offline too |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | 'Health and Safety' wink |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | By the way does the new boss have any bbq's?? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I wonder if we can call him babes?? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Wow its a carve up |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Alright we'll do £60 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Final offer |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | So thats how we managed to get away with it all |
