00:00 - 00:03 | I have brought you all here to dispel the rumors about WPS 2. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The rumors about pay cuts are true |
00:05 - 00:07 | and word has spread from the Middle East to Europe. |
00:08 - 00:12 | As of January 1st, we will pay Afghan taxes |
00:12 - 00:15 | and there is nothing we can do to avoid this. |
00:17 - 00:19 | How much in taxes? |
00:19 - 00:21 | A few hundred? That's chump change. |
00:24 - 00:26 | We fear..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | It's...... |
00:31 - 00:33 | It's 20% of our salary, and the company........ |
00:34 - 00:36 | will not be paying extra money to balance our losses. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If your employee ID number is greater than 1000.......leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | MY ASS MUST OWN A CASTLE!!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | BECAUSE IT'S GETTING ROYALLY FUCKED!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I could make more money primping poodles at Petco!!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | The company promised bonuses? |
01:29 - 01:31 | My Hummer runs on premium! Not promises! |
01:31 - 01:34 | An oil change alone is a small fortune. |
01:34 - 01:37 | CONTRACTOR RICH MY ASS! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Where the fuck are extensions when I need one? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Extensions and uplifts are long gone. |
01:42 - 01:46 | OF COURSE THEY ARE! They started hiring anyone who can hold a leash! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We still make more than we did in the states. |
01:48 - 01:52 | How can I forget? That's what everyone keeps telling me! |
01:53 - 01:54 | THE STATES?!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | THIS IS AFGHANISTAN!!!!! |
01:57 - 02:00 | The smell of burning trash reminds me everyday |
02:00 - 02:03 | that I live in an oversized tire fire! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Now they say I have to pay 20% in taxes. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I should have seen this shit coming months or years ago! |
02:14 - 02:16 | CVC was officially the beginning of the end |
02:17 - 02:21 | Hell on earth yet the rows and rows of boxes will not burn! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Handlers on project were fat and lazy before. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Imagine how they'll be now. Their man boobs will grow into watermelons. |
02:34 - 02:36 | The LN's will go mad with desire. |
02:41 - 02:42 | We had just received raises...... |
02:43 - 02:47 | RAISES THAT MEAN DIDDLY-DICK NOW!! |
02:48 - 02:53 | We've worked hard, remained loyal, and this is what we get for it? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Now we have to go back through NPSS. |
02:56 - 02:59 | They want to pay us $100 a day! A hundred-damn-dollars! |
03:00 - 03:02 | My girlfriend's boob fund is $100 a day! |
03:04 - 03:07 | He can still afford a push-up bra |
03:14 - 03:16 | They said there will be no health insurance with WPS 2 |
03:19 - 03:23 | We all moved to Thailand. Where is a clinic that will punch our bores for free? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Camp Sullivan. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Our dicks will fall off. |
03:40 - 03:46 | This pay cut will cause some handlers to leave |
03:46 - 03:49 | and they will all go to the same place...... |
03:53 - 03:56 | USAJOBS. |