00:00 - 00:03 | So we will fly to Mexico city |
00:04 - 00:05 | Then onto cancun |
00:05 - 00:07 | Darren can use Jolliffe's flights |
00:08 - 00:12 | And we will all fly club |
00:12 - 00:15 | Then arrive and go senior frogs first night |
00:17 - 00:19 | What a wonderful plan |
00:19 - 00:21 | Plenty pussy the first night |
00:24 - 00:26 | Lewis.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Shearer... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Darren won't be using Jolliffe's flights |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are both in relationships |
00:53 - 00:58 | Paul, George, please leave, jack you can stay |
01:13 - 01:15 | You bunch of whipped up melts |
01:15 - 01:17 | You couldn't have just stayed single |
01:18 - 01:23 | We were meant to go as a full squad of 6 |
01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe you fucked it |
01:29 - 01:31 | for fuck sake |
01:31 - 01:34 | You let the she devils steal your heart |
01:34 - 01:37 | Now I will have to shag all the birds |
01:37 - 01:40 | Because jack and george will get none |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Lewis I'm in love with Laura |
01:42 - 01:46 | Oh for fuck sake you can't love a 3/10 |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Lewis she's a 9/10 |
01:48 - 01:52 | You stupid fat headed fuck |
01:53 - 01:54 | For fuck sake |
01:56 - 01:57 | Jolls |
01:57 - 02:00 | You're going to miss out |
02:00 - 02:03 | On so much sweet American pussy |
02:04 - 02:08 | All for that dead ting you keep ploughing |
02:08 - 02:13 | You were meant to be my wing man |
02:14 - 02:16 | We were meant to have a threesome |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'll have to watch Jack & George get one instead |
02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe this has happened |
02:30 - 02:34 | It should be 6 man deep |
02:34 - 02:36 | Instead you're having drinks in bed |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking nonces |
02:43 - 02:47 | This was meant to be the trip of a lifetime |
02:48 - 02:53 | Now I have to spend it with them 3 melts |
02:54 - 02:56 | Paul failing to beat my record |
02:56 - 02:59 | Meanwhile I have to watch george strike out |
03:00 - 03:02 | While Jack's face down in a ditch |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Laura, he can't cheat on you now |
03:14 - 03:16 | 11 days with these wankers |
03:19 - 03:23 | None of them can keep up with me |
03:25 - 03:26 | This is a nightmare |
03:31 - 03:33 | I want to be left alone |
03:40 - 03:46 | I was meant to spit roast an American with you jolliffe |
03:46 - 03:49 | Now I'm destined for 4/10's |
03:53 - 03:56 | I hate you all |