| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we have 3 quickstarts in Tamworth |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Three triple installs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ..two relocates in Redditch |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and one drop check in Knowle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Two NDTs in B15 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and an open cab in B21 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Well. That sounds manageable. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss, that's not all. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | A sick route. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | TWO sick routes. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One tech with no CPE |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've done your monthly audit, you can LEAVE. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | F***ING AUDITS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How hard can it be? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | When I was a tech, I didn't need to be told twice! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | PAT Testing dates |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ID numbers |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | F***ING EYE WASH DATES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I did mine on paper. IN THE DARK! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I didn't have the luxury of a PDA. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Boss, it's only the first of the month. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well that's the day they SHOULD be done. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, you said the cut off is the fourth. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Cut off? I'll F***ING cut you off in a minute. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SOMEBODY GET HIM A CALENDAR |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | F***ING IDIOTS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You don't even know what colour your ladder tape is. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And don't get me started on your repeats. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You're getting repeats on NBIs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How is that even POSSIBLE? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | On top of that, your NPS scores are horrendous... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not one ONE Net 10 between you. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where is my tool bag? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll get us back on track myself. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This team WILL rise again. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Toners and a meter, just watch me! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You lot, clean your vans or something. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who drives BWC? It's a f***ing sh*t tip |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Looks like you've been LIVING in it, not working from it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HAVE SOME F***ING SHAME. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Mein Gott. You ALL need a slap. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Isn't that your van? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How has it even come to this? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You. You went to a funeral. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Did you get a lead? No. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He CAN'T say no if he's already dead. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You could have left a RAF leaflet on his coffin. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You lot couldn't get a lead in fish bowl... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There's no chance I'm going to Mexico now. |
