| 00:00 - 00:05 | Let me tell you about this classic |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is the best weve pulled off |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You know we can blag most things |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | This takes the title |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Well , You know Jonesy |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | You know Gavin , the welsh boy |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | And his Bitch Massey |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Matt Massey |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Well let me tell you all about it |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We pulled the wool right over their eyes |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Can you beleive it , classic |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I know hes a business consultant too |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Daft cunts |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Told them we had Gilpin Construction |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I know can you fucking beleive it |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I know silly dafty cunts |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Got them both in |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | For a fucking branding day |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | We sat there talked complete bollox |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Charged the daft cunts £2k |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Silly bastards bought the lot |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He then wanted a new group Logo |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Gave it to our Cleaner charged another £1k |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Its like fucking corn |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Pick it and it grows back |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He then wanted us to do a video |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | A video I know !! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Silly cunts we cant do shit |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | We all know that |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Silly bastards are still waiting |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | We promised to sort |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Good luck with that arriving |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Its like fucking Christmas with this lot |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | You cant make it up |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Daft cunts are still waiting |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Best of all |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | We own all the IP |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Fucking Christmas every day |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | The best of all is |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We got a new office |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Its only right on thier estate |
| 02:58 - 02:59 | Best client we ever had |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Every day we can laugh at them, |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Dean suggested we get them in |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | For a fucking quote |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Dean thinks we get them in do the work |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The fuck them off again |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Silly daft cunts |
