00:00 - 00:03 | He has gone through his photo archive |
00:04 - 00:05 | and photoshopped your photo |
00:05 - 00:07 | with the trailer for the deuce |
00:08 - 00:12 | Gary has already responded with lol |
00:12 - 00:15 | and Clive is yet to respond |
00:17 - 00:19 | we can respond with his hitler photo |
00:19 - 00:21 | he showed it to me once |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein furher |
00:27 - 00:28 | Andrew... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Andrew deleted his photo |
00:34 - 00:36 | He never sent it online either |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, and Tinky Winky |
01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DO WE NOT HAVE THAT PHOTO |
01:15 - 01:17 | WHEN HE HAS EVERY PHOTO SAVED |
01:18 - 01:23 | PICTURES OF ME DRUNK |
01:25 - 01:28 | wearing a russian hat |
01:29 - 01:31 | how does he even edit photos |
01:31 - 01:34 | on a bloody smart phone |
01:34 - 01:37 | 1,000s spent on pc parts |
01:37 - 01:40 | to run photoshop properly |
01:40 - 01:42 | mein furher, you said it was for video games |
01:42 - 01:46 | to throw him off, so he didn't do the same |
01:46 - 01:48 | mein furher, we have a photo of his ass crack |
01:48 - 01:52 | he doesn't show his face |
01:53 - 01:54 | he'll just say it's Clive's |
01:56 - 01:57 | they both have hairy arses |
01:57 - 02:00 | he always deflects to Clive when possible |
02:00 - 02:03 | "how is your watch, Clive" |
02:04 - 02:08 | "careful on that sea wall, Clive" |
02:08 - 02:13 | "will you be having veg with that, Clive" |
02:14 - 02:16 | "would you like some steak with your sauce, Clive" |
02:17 - 02:21 | The man avoids the camera as if it was black |
02:27 - 02:29 | I was eating my breakfast yesterday |
02:30 - 02:34 | and he sends me a photograph of my cornflakes |
02:34 - 02:36 | taken through the window |
02:41 - 02:42 | Gail leaves the country |
02:43 - 02:47 | so I can finally steal some ice cream |
02:48 - 02:53 | and he photos me and sends it to her |
02:54 - 02:56 | now the freezer is paddlocked |
02:56 - 02:59 | and we can't even get one photo |
03:00 - 03:02 | of a known racist dressed like a nazi |
03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay, Gail. He didn't get much ice cream |
03:14 - 03:16 | he has an endless archive |
03:19 - 03:23 | of incriminating photos |
03:25 - 03:26 | endless |
03:31 - 03:33 | like his debt |
03:40 - 03:46 | or his hatred for other races |
03:46 - 03:49 | or dislike of female comedians |
03:53 - 03:56 | boil the kettle. he wins |