| 00:00 - 00:03 | So after last year being such a blast, the idea was |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to put up barracks and make sure |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it won't be as crowded. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We expected partycrashers to come from Frohnau and Pankow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and from the east from Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf and Karlshorst. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, I'll have some more space then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | when I'm at Anatol's party |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We just |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We just heard that this year he decided not to throw a party. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All our plans are useless. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wasn't at his last party, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I wanted to give him my wishes! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | In person! I wanted to give him my wishes |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and as a present all the eggplants he'd wish for, and a million euro! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And take away that overrated gravity, and nerds... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I wanted to give him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | some Nazis, some SS to make fun of! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And all the Tuesdays he wants, on any day of the week! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And a fucking awesome megaphone! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, that sounds awesome, I will clear my sche.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But there's no party at all! You stupid partycrasher! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I truly lost my invitation last year... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That doesn't matter now, does it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There's no party! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've been looking forward a whole year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for his fucking awesome party. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Danny, the best megaphone singer on this continent |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | would sing Happy Birthday for him, after I found him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | on http://youtu.be/Sm8U6cNbBjY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now you tell me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | that he will not celebrate his birthday |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and just enjoy it the way he wants to |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and let us just get over it? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wish I would have thought of that! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's such a good idea. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A fucking great idea, actually, if I'm being really honest. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's just, that I had been looking forward to it! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And my parties are just not as good... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I mean, I don't have the right kind of party. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How could I ever have such a great party? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Mireille, we all know who should rule the world. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just have to accept I can't go to his party. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will write a birthday message |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | on his Facebook page. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I get a like for it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you, gentlemen, believe that is why I am leaving Berlin, you are greatly mistaken! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will put myself on "going" to The Farm, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Judith won't notice. |
