00:00 - 00:05 | i bumped into Lino the other day |
00:05 - 00:07 | i said Lino get over here pronto pronto |
00:07 - 00:10 | he walks over like a limp bag of potatoes |
00:11 - 00:16 | I'm like whats wrong with this bloke? |
00:17 - 00:21 | He looks at me crying and says I dont get paid trail |
00:21 - 00:24 | Trail??? |
00:29 - 00:31 | Trail! |
00:31 - 00:34 | I said all mortgage brokers get paid trail Lino |
00:38 - 00:40 | trail bro |
00:41 - 00:47 | He then gets on one of those free bikes around the city |
00:47 - 00:50 | starts to peddle off down the road |
00:50 - 00:56 | and completely face plants the cement! |
00:58 - 00:59 | he broke his fucking nose! |
00:59 - 01:01 | Right in front of a police officer! |
01:04 - 01:06 | The police officer walks up to him |
01:06 - 01:08 | writes him a ticket for not wearing a fucking helmet!! |
01:13 - 01:14 | can't believe it |
01:14 - 01:16 | he starts writhing around like a girl |
01:16 - 01:20 | screaming at everyone to stop laughing |
01:21 - 01:27 | with blood pissing out of his nose! |
01:35 - 01:36 | then the police officer sticks the fine on his forehead |
01:36 - 01:39 | and walks off |
01:41 - 01:44 | but in all seriousness |
01:44 - 01:47 | I helped Lino up |
01:47 - 01:49 | and he's all bloodied you see |
01:50 - 01:53 | and i said mate do want a job at 711? |
01:54 - 01:56 | because if you're not being paid trail |
01:56 - 01:58 | you might as well sell condoms and chewing gum |
01:58 - 02:02 | he looked pissed man |
02:05 - 02:07 | I tried so hard not to laugh |
02:10 - 02:11 | but i fucking laughed |
02:11 - 02:13 | in his face |
02:15 - 02:17 | his nose was as big |
02:17 - 02:20 | as a cauliflower |
02:21 - 02:28 | he started to run off |
02:29 - 02:30 | leaving the bike on the road |
02:30 - 02:32 | yelling at everyone he ran past |
02:36 - 02:39 | poor bloke |
02:40 - 02:42 | i felt so bad for him |
02:50 - 02:55 | but i hope he leared a lesson that day |
02:56 - 02:58 | so have you heard from him since? |
02:58 - 03:04 | I looked him up on linkedin |
03:04 - 03:09 | i think he's joined finsure |
03:09 - 03:11 | but christ man |
03:16 - 03:20 | what a fucking laugh |
03:23 - 03:26 | you couldn't script that shit |
03:31 - 03:36 | even if you tried |