00:00 - 00:03 | The Resistance beat us to, |
00:04 - 00:05 | they covered the UK |
00:05 - 00:07 | first. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell they're better prepared |
00:12 - 00:15 | and organised. |
00:17 - 00:19 | We shall show them |
00:19 - 00:21 | by linking the highest peaks in the UK! |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They have already done it |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who cares about this game, get out now! |
01:13 - 01:15 | Gott in Himmel! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Send out the spoofers |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Even the Ingress Report |
01:31 - 01:34 | believe us! |
01:34 - 01:37 | But not those damn smurfs! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir isn't that considered cheating? |
01:42 - 01:46 | You idiot, don't you realise we did it in China, we did it in Australia, the Ingress Report doesn't check |
01:46 - 01:48 | But sir how is this fun? |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care about fun! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Niantic will do nothing! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same indifference as usual |
01:57 - 02:00 | Just overlook the whining posts on G+ |
02:00 - 02:03 | Oh no, Niantic will ban another |
02:04 - 02:08 | fake account |
02:08 - 02:13 | and 20 more will rise up |
02:14 - 02:16 | and take it's place |
02:27 - 02:29 | If they take the fields down |
02:30 - 02:34 | before the operation is completed |
02:34 - 02:36 | then you photoshop the map! |
02:41 - 02:42 | This is sitrep forgery 101! |
02:43 - 02:47 | The ingress report will never check |
02:48 - 02:53 | I'm not sure they've ever seen the intel map! |
02:56 - 02:59 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I accidentally joined the Enlightened too |
03:14 - 03:16 | Sure, the resistance will post about it |
03:19 - 03:23 | Try and prove us cheats |
03:25 - 03:26 | But we win, no one will listen |
03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
03:40 - 03:46 | This XM doesn't make me feel so good |
03:46 - 03:49 | but now.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm not so sure |