00:00 - 00:03 | Heir Hitler... We have organised a day of county cricket for you. |
00:03 - 00:08 | Beats being Liecestershire though... |
00:04 - 00:05 | The match is Northants v Liecestershire in LVC2 |
00:05 - 00:07 | The match will be here at Wantage Raod, Northampton |
00:08 - 00:12 | Northant's are playing good cricket |
00:12 - 00:15 | But they look short without Trent Copeland's bolwing |
00:17 - 00:19 | Its a must win game Fuhrer |
00:19 - 00:21 | Who is playing |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They have... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They have picked .. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Mathew Spriegel |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who knew Spriegel would be playing leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Spriegel on a flat pitch! |
01:18 - 01:23 | With short boundaries |
01:25 - 01:28 | I supposes you booked me on the blue seats with that nutcase Ricardo! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Waving that flag around like a cunt all day?? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Looking for his teeth in the bin |
01:34 - 01:37 | Then fucking Wendell will churp up over by the old scoreboard |
01:37 - 01:40 | Shouting like a mad cunt |
01:40 - 01:42 | Hitler, you can't ban black supporters, however deranged |
01:42 - 01:46 | I suppose Mad Paul will be there, riding his bike around the outfield!, whistling like Tommy Steele |
01:46 - 01:48 | No, Mad Paul is at the Derngate Theatre, ranting at Phil Jupitus |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'm sure Spriegel will bowl well mien Fuhrer |
01:53 - 01:54 | He will be smashed all around the Midlands!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit down the leg side |
01:57 - 02:00 | How can a spin bowler with a German name be so shit?? |
02:00 - 02:03 | 7 wickets all season!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Why don't they play Graeme White? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Why did White cut his hair like that Mildred? He looks like Rick Mayall |
02:14 - 02:16 | Thank fuck Rob White is not playing. |
02:17 - 02:21 | He surrenders his middle stump quicker than Italians |
02:27 - 02:29 | Useless cunt he was |
02:30 - 02:34 | Alex Wakley? England class? |
02:34 - 02:36 | More edges than Hampton Court!! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Alec Swann would be a better option!! |
02:43 - 02:47 | WHy can't the first five get runs? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I suppose Alan Hodgson will be on the ground |
02:54 - 02:56 | Don't they know that guy can't take his ale? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who will forget the Southend T20 televised Q/F |
03:00 - 03:02 | PIssed as a cunt |
03:04 - 03:07 | Pil shouldn't have given him free drink |
03:14 - 03:16 | Kronnenburg, Newcastle Ale, Stella.. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Hodge will neck anything |
03:25 - 03:26 | He would forment Larkin's urine just to get smashed |
03:31 - 03:33 | Wantage Road was always about the drinking |
03:40 - 03:46 | And why is David Smith so camp? |
03:46 - 03:49 | Strip searching pensioners for booze on the gates |
03:53 - 03:56 | Cunt |