| 00:00 - 00:01 | Fucking Gillard |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ms. Gillard. Rudd supporters are circulating a petition to force a spill. |
| 00:01 - 00:06 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they're still held up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Chris Bowen's office. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like they have enough signatures to force an extraordinary meeting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what the numbers are. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bring it on. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have Bill Shorten backing me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shorten... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shorten said he's going to back Rudd. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says the future of the Labor Party is at stake. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Swan, Conroy and Feeney get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ANOTHER FUCKING LEADERSHIP CHALLENGE?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Three months before an election, and NOW Shorten betrays me?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All I had to do was survive two more days. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Two fucking days! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I would have gone on to win the election. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now I have the indignity of being rat fucked by Rudd |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | even after I beat him by 40 votes last time. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Julia, the people prefer him by a 2-1 margin. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's an egotistical knob of the highest order! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Prime Minister, we're heading for a generational wipeout. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He couldn't organise a root in a brothel. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How can he save the ALP? |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | People will only put up with so much of his bullshit, his 'programmatic specificity' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and his 'conceptual synthesis' for three weeks at most. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had to fix up all of his failures and mistakes. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I introduced reforms like the Carbon Tax, DisabilityCare and Gonski |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and the thanks I get is a stab in the back? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Seeing him back as PM is almost as bad as that arsehat Tony Abbott. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The amount of bullshit I've put up with... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | From leaks to minority government to right wing shock jocks. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I was just about to overcome all of it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And to be replace by Rudd... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The one who created all these problems in the first place. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That smug little nerd still gets mobbed in shopping centres like a rockstar. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If only people knew what he was really like. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I replaced him because he had lost his way. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How dare he do the same thing to me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Penny, we might be competitive now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe it's all over. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess the polls were pretty bad. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But not like this... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even now he's still not as good as me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It took him 3 years to do what I did in 3 hours |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and he's divided the party in the process. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | As long as we beat Abbott... |
